thanks for the haze oh so very inconsiderate neighbour!

ok.. the haze.. channel news-asia. channel 5 news.. whatever news there is, juz name it and u've got it.. all of em' are telling us the same thing.. INDONESIA APOLOGISES FOR THE HAZE! i mean, its done right? wad more is there to apologise for? they should have done something instead shouldn't they? i mean, ok.. imagine this.. u wake up from a deep sleep, from a long day, on a fasting month with nothing more than blurrified eyes dat hurts plus a heavy headache.. you tell me? ya.. dats right! WAD DA FUCK?! and to make things worse, u cant even see things abt 1.5km away clearly. dis had happen before once ago and it happened again.. wad makes anyone think dat it wont juz happen again? i noe burning da forest down is da easiest way out but........ WAKE UP SUSILO!! UR NEIGHBOURS ARE NOT HAPPY ABT IT! GOD DAMN IT! IMAGINE UR NEIGHBOUR SPRAYING FOG ALL OVER UR HOUSE..! U LIKE DAT?!

ehem.. ehem.. ok.. when dat is at rest, wad other way can he think of when it comes to these forest issues? besides burning, wad can he do to it? does anyone think he could come up with some other better plan? lemme tell u this guys, DEFORESTATION BY MACHINES WILL TAKE TOO LONG DAT HE WILL JUST RESORT TO BURING DA DAMN THING DOWN!

erm.. erm.. ya.. dun believe me, we'll juz wait and see.. haha.. ah yes, 1 more thing.. WAKE UP SUSILO! U LOOK REALLY REALLY SLEEPY!! U MIGHT NOT EVEN REALISE IT IF UR FEET WERE BEING BITTEN BY A GROUP OF RATS! SHEESH!

*cough*  *cough* ok.. to all my muslim frens out there, juz 2 more weeks to go brothers! keep on fasting! ah abu, ape ko pikir? pikir dahbes pe? sal kau gi mkn prata kosong tu? ade teh tarik bungkus peh lagik?! musibot! tok posa rupenye! baru kol 4pm siol abu.. abu abu.. kurka! rugged!

ok.. till here guys.. thanks for reading this.. wake that guy up.. before its too late.. haha.. kk.. chow..

fasting! tummy, ur goin down baybeh!

BLARDY SUPP PAPERS!

ok guys. here's the thing. probably most of u guys have not faced this torment. but guess wad, I AM! i have to sit for supp for this fucked up dfund2. wad a fucking disgust. i mean, wad is with me and dis subject? i cant clear it for 3x now! wad is dis? i cant believe it myself. pray that i will pull through this tym guys.. i dun wanna leave sch yet! waaaaaaaa!! god please help me! just when i tot i would fail the other papers, i passed. but y must it always be this fucking subject?! gimme a break la sial! hahaha..

ok.. lets not bore u guys to death with my groans.. anyway, da holidays, (another chunk of unsatisfied moments) are really giving me the deaf tunes. i mean just look at it.. ok u can go out with ur frens.. but take a look at dis.. wad if ur frens are all working and the only person hu is chillin wit u have been chillin wit u for the past 2 years? dun things jus get a little over the edge of boredom? i mean, look at it. 2 guys.. 2 glasses of plain water at a coffee shop and a pack of cigarettes talkin abt nothin more than girls or dota? seriously da twinkling little stars on ur foreheads would now definitely show me the signal to really *GET A LIFE!!* but wad can i do man? i mean, i dun need to work and i dun intend to work anyway.. i'm gettin sick of playin dota all day.. and above all, my honey cant come out at nite.. so well, dat leaves me and my friend, at the same place. same routine. same time. only difference is in the dates. help mee!!! hahahahahaha.. me and my fren even went to da extent of callin everyone in our phonebooks to chill so that we can speak of new things and new topics.. yeah.. ur right.. holyshit! but thats da real deal.. hahaha.. oh ya, we even ended up, by ourselves, no new frens, at a diff place at a diff coffee shop.. just a little gist of difference.. everythin else, it was just the same.. hahahahahaha.. bullshit.. yeah.. thats abt it.. wad else do u have on ur mind u nooblet? oh ya.. QAMAL!!! KAU TAG PAT BOARD AKU KAN?!! NAHAS KAU! AH NI ABG SIKRUHGATHAN MAI CARIK LUUU!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

ok.. bye. thats all baby.

Let Loose!

ok people, the exams are over. yeah.. "phew!" but da way i look at it, the sky aint shining as brightly as it was on me before because a heavy sweep of torment will unfold in a few weeks to come.. yeah.. u guys have said it.. THE BLARDY SUPP PAPERS! i tink i'm takin 4 this time round. and to make matters worse, i am taking 2 repeat subjects. sigh.. maybe this is just not the course for me. i was never interested in engineering anyway. but wit a gist of business, i thought it would be interesting. and yes it did. but i still have to take engineering-based subjects. its very tiring.

1 : because the business subjects are kinda lengthy,

2 : the engineering subjects are giving me a hard-knock kick in the ass and

3 : I'M STILL TAKING REPEATED SUBJECTS!

argh!! Temasek poly, ur really giving people a run for their money. i mean, wad wrong did i ever do to the board of directors? its not like i noe any of them anyway. maybe i'm a little too famous with the security guards for being such a sucker for rule following. no smoking on the stairs they say? who gives a fuck? i mean, look at the school. its too big to be seen obviously by the guards. some places are not even routined by them. no smoking at the reservoir? who on bloody earth said we couldn't do it there? yeah. temasek poly is a lame place but rule-breaking is as easy as plucking grass. endless options baby! endless options! gawd damn it i'm so worked out for the results. i cant wait to see how i faired but i am sure that i'll have at least 2 supp papers. i flunked my exams good. i mean really really good this tym. i still wanna be in school! next semester we're studyin marketing! i wanna learn that! argh!! Oh God the Almighty, please have mercy on this soul. i need my dose of education. do not allow them to remove me dear God. Amin.

i hope he'll answer me cos there is nobody else i could turn to. ok.. holidays? lemme tell u something abt it.

BORING!!!

wad on earth am i goin to do for this 1 and a half months? work? oh pleaseeeeee.. that aint in my lifebook at this age. dota? getting boring. chill? nothin to talk about. so, wad do you guys have in mind? go to town and chill? yeah we can do that but that'll be for a day. wad are we goin to do for the rest of the days?? bloody boring 1 and a half months i suppose. not to mention the fasting season nearing us. woi!! ade idea chill baik baik sini mai bagi suggestions la. kite ramai ramai buat bende. aku nak buat lagu ni. at least ade jugak bende nak work on. toodles.

bus captains? GIMME A BREAK!

ok.. has anyone ever gotten on board a bus without a bus captain askin u da favourite phrase of all bus captains dat goes like "where are you going to?" if ur paying with cash i mean.. yeah.. i guessed it right.. nobody would be able to pull it through thick or thin with these bus drivers if ur paying da adequate amount for basic travel but travelling like ur mom owns da bus.. yes.. dey wanna be very specific abt ur fare and keeps ur mind blowing-up when dey humiliate u in front of the whole bus.. bus captains, get a life please?!! ur juz fucking driving da bus.. even if smrt or sbs makes a loss, ur pay is still intact.. i have read da financial report of these companies and da way dey are selling their service, its like bill gates selling microsoft.. i tell u, their yearly profit is never less than 400million..!! that is still insufficient?? wad on Mmotherfucking earth are these ppl thinkin?? i mean, they raised the fare again and they expect more?? seriously, somethin should be done.. its just not fair.. everyone speaks up to the company but they dun give a shit.. everyone complains that their pay is not rising n transport is a killer.. lets do the math.. lemme see.. say an average worker travels at 90cents per ride.. which means a bus to the interchange, taking another bus or train to their workplace.. back and forth, it would accumulate to $3.60. a day! u can fucking eat with dat money! ok.. if they work an average of 5 days a week, it would mean dat there are 20 days at least of work. this would total up to a whopping $72! wholly mother of bullshits.. $72 per person is da minimum mind you.. and just imagine 2million commuters everyday riding da train and buses?!! HEY SBS AND SMRT, STILL NOT ENOUGH????!!! oh my god.. give us all a break man.. not to mention the really annoying ill-mannered ah peks driving da old beaten up chunk of metal as if its model was a Ferrari 360 or somethin.. so inconsiderate.. old ppl in da morning have to stand up if there is no space and all these ah peks would juz swerve da bus nearly at a 45 degree angle as if today was their last day on the job.. if the bus could speak or do somethin abt this, it would have swerved da captain out of the bus and ran over him.. imagine that! gawd its so frustrating.. oh ya.. lets not talk abt cab fares alright? it'll make dis blog highly flammable.. da new fares and all? urgh!! fuck em!! if anyone disagrees with wad i'm saying, ur parents might jolly well be one of them i'll mannered bus "captains".. if nobody says disagrees, ur parents are cab drivers.. haha.. ok.. wad da hell.. anyway, yeah.. dats it.. i really cant comment much.. no use anyway.. it'll be like that for ur entire life!! yes!! and hu noes? by the year 2020, bus fares are at a minimum of $2 for a short ride..!! and dat'll be da day dat ur parents are millionaires (if they are da so called "captains").. bye now..